HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST LIL SIS IN THE WORLD...CAROLINE SERRANO!!!  (aka COMMANDO CAROLINE)

I  YOU LOTS LIL ONE

LOVE,

YOUR BIG SIS JENN THONG

*names have been edited out for protection of those involved in this crazy story. haha.

dammit...so its 5am...i just got home.  what a night.  got off work around 10pm and then went to go eat at Dennys with my coworkers.  Then one of my girls came to pick me up and we went to a club in Palo Alto.  Later when we came home there were four of us just chillin in her car on the side of the road in foster city.  too bad right when one of the boys decides he needs to take a piss, her gets out of the car, pulls down his pants...and the cops come.  right away shes like...dude u guys theres cops.  so then shes like, ____ get in the car!  and hes like...dude im half naked.  and shes like...well get in the car then.  so we all are in the car, the cop comes up and asks us what we are doing.  and the guy was like "trying to take a piss." and the cop says, "well why did you run in the car?"  ________ says, "because i was scared officer!!" then the cop looks around and says, "you guys WREAK of alcohol" and too bad we have a 24 pack of beer sitting in the back of the car.  half of the cans were opened and empty, and a few of them were open and practically FULL.  whoops.  so they make her do a sobriety test.  and then her dumbass throws a freakin can out of the car to get rid of the evidence.  but too bad there were 23 other open cans in the car anyway.  plus you aren't really getting rid of the evidence if the cop finds the can u threw out of the car anyway.  so he pulls her out of the car, and hes like..."look at this.  whats this??" and shes like "i dont know." like a dumbass.  anyway, they harass us for another 5 minutes and finally i said to the cop..."hey i met u before!" and hes like...huh??? and i was like...i met you at starbucks with ________.  and he was totally bewildered.  of course he couldnt arrest us, since we go way back. haha.  then a THIRD cop car comes up, and its my good ol friend _______.  anyway, hes like.. whats up jenn what the hell are you guys doing.  and i was like...absolutely nothing but my friend here was trying to take a piss.  so to make a long story short, they let us go and my good ol friend _____ follows me home to make sure i get home safely.  the end. 

so jenny and friends devised a new drinking game:

its a drinking game that can be played while watching elimdate and they named it elimidrunk.  rules of the game:

every time someone on the show calls someone else ugly, fat, hoochie, slut, skank or whore = 1 shot

every time a girl kisses a girl = must drink until they are done kissing

every time a girl announces she is bi = 2 shots (one for each team)

if someone on the show has the same name as you = you must drink every time they talk